top 10 reasons for camp

'sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me!'
yes, so i am here to write smth trashy bcos puay has thrown out my top 10 reasons to go for camp, but it's ok. my attempt at it anyhow;

top 10 reasons why you should go for camp

#1.bcos greedy fools like you and me can use the excuse to gorge ourselves at the mama shop under the pretext that we only do it once every 6 mths. (not the gorging!! eating at camp =) )

#2.bcos we can all pretend that the hall is so far away that by walking there and back alone, we would have burnt enough calories from our last helping from the mama shop, so technically we can go for a second round.

#3. bcos living in the sports school, and being around the state-of-the-art technology for sports makes us secretly feel that we are actually fit. and in doing so our eyes tune themselves to not notice the little lump of fat sitting above our waists.

#4. bcos you actually have a secret fetish for communal toilets

#5. ever heard of the cleopatra's milk bath from some well-known spa? well, who needs milk when you've got a nice cocktail bath with special ingredients prepared by our games comm. thanks to their generosity, we've prepared a bath of flour, mud, tomato sauce, chilli sauce, barbeque sauce etc. (this list is not exhaustive). and from what i hear, they say it might actually be good for your complexion!

#6. you get a secret thrill of throwing water bags out of the window onto unsuspecting victims.(who doesnt?) the laws that govern this country on 'killer litter' seems to not bother you very much eh?

#7.cos' tormenting the poor dude selling you cup noodles has never been more fun. "Hi, I would like my cup noodles 56.8% cooked, with my soup at a concentration of 33.52% chicken flavour. And I want my chopsticks to be made of the finest wood, timbered and hand-carved so that I can get the best flavour out of savouring it." All for the price of a dollar!

#8.cos praise is so darn exciting, that you can't stop moving and before you even know it you're drenched in sweat. wait a minute, what's that sour smell?

#9.cos deep down you secretly enjoy planning a full-scale abuse of your poor leader. either by means of a tau-pok (which apparently has been deemed by local media as an unsightly and unbecoming act which is dangerous and violent) or by your relentless ranting, of which the poor leader will be left stumped as to which one is worse; violence or unceasing chatter?

#10. bcos you actually enjoy reading these sort of things. and you cant think of a better thing to do in a million years than to spend 4 of those days in june at camp.

YES I AM DONE. so friends, camp for you?